Life in the Ansorm Chek kingdoom: Don’t mess with the Cee-Pee-Pee

Stories inspired by the Iron Curtain
Adapted by Lucky Unlucky

Lucky Unlucky note: Some readers were wondering whether the use of the “Ansorm Chek kingdoom” is an insult on our revered Khmer dessert or not? Well, not too long ago, the Royal Government of the kingdoom of Cambodia issued a declaration stating that Cambodia is NOT a “banana kingdoom.” In respect to this declaration, I have decided that I should use our popular Khmer dessert to denote our illustrious kingdoom instead. That’s all. Thank you!

Radio Bayon is asked:
-Was the CPP set up by our illustrious politicians or by genius scientists?

Radio Bayon answers:
-Of course it was invented by our illustrious politicians. Scientists would have tested it on monkeys in advance.
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Thug Kid (Khmeng C-Peal-Peal)?

Manouth, a kid in the kingdoom of Cambodia, stands up on his desk during class and starts cursing everyone of his classmates around. The teacher shouts at Manouth, tries to get him off the desk and threatens him. Manouth is not afraid of anything, he shouts to the teacher: “Go to hell you stupid witch!”

Then the teacher tells him, she’ll call the director. The nasty kid aggressively replies: “Who? The director? Oh, that ape face? Tell him to shut his stinking mouth up and wash his smelly butt!”

The teacher unable to calm him down, goes to the school director and tells him what is going on. The director is extremely angry. Opens a shelf and takes the school students’ personal data list out. “Let’s see who his parents are, we’ll call them!” As he finds that Manouth’s father is the CPP party provincial boss and his mother is the president of the local Cambodian Red Cross chapter, his speech freezes…

Teacher: “Well? What’s their phone number?”

The director (with shaking lips): “W-w-well, why don’t you go to hell, you idiot witch and I’ll shut my stinking mouth up and g-go wash my smelly butt right now!” Here and Here.